Because F#*K Men. Right?

On a warm summer afternoon, our HR professor walked into the classroom and said, “Every year all HR professionals of the world unite and hold symposiums to emphasize to the world that their work is very important and highly relevant in the corporate set-up” this was followed by another statement “however, we never see sales or operations professionals doing the same”. The irony packed in these two statements helped me realize that only people who are insecure about their own standing with respect to their environment need to sing out loud to the world that they are relevant and important and in the process of doing so, demean themselves further.

This brings me to the topic at hand: The “noble” cause of Feminism and its proponents. 

Once upon a time feminism was a great thing, not anymore. It's been hijacked by idiots who use it to spread hatred and fear. 

I wish to clarify, I am not against feminism but I am against the special breed of arrogant, easily offended, "feminists" who call everyone who isn't with their movement uneducated. Their "all knowing" attitude is what irks me the most.

Why I do not need Feminism is because “Female Empowerment” means that I am inherently weak. Neither did I need help in empowerment from Rahul Gandhi nor do I need it from the feminists. Also I really do not want to come across as a manipulative person playing victim all the time. 
So here i go describing the enemy.

Know your Feminists:

The Baby Boy Haters: because little baby boys turn into disgusting teenage boys and then boring selfish men and that’s totally like Ew!

The Homicidal Maniacs: Because in the words of George RR Martin all men, and specifically only men – “must die”

The Feminazis: because feminism is a bigger cause than freedom of speech. The Feminazis are pretty much like grammar Nazis, only a little worse.

Warrior Princess Xena: Man hatin' Ball breakin' hairy legged feminists

  

The Raging Idiots: because f@*k logic and reasoning

The Self-Reliant Feminists: because Whatevs! Men are soooo...2005! 

The Paranoid Android: because all men are either dogs or rapists or both.

If this is what feminism has been reduced to, I'd rather be called a humanist because I believe in gender equality and not female supremacy. I have chosen to disregard the views and opinions of every feminist:

• Who has never had to struggle to get anything in life or has never faced misfortunes in any form
• Every feminist woman who doesn't go to a 9-5 job, has no children, and is married to a rich man
• Feminists not ready to move to Saudi or Iran to fight for the feminist cause where its required the most. and....
• Every Feminist who is not a lesbian